A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand the pain and decides to go to a doctor. The doctor tells him his balls are pressing against his spine and causing a reaction that gives headaches, and the only way to cure it is to remove his testicles. The man goes home, talks to his wife and decides to have the operation the next day.

Once he gets out of the hospital he needs a new suit because the crotch is too big on his old ones. When he gets to the suit store a sales clerk walks up to him and says, ''Neck: 16.5, suit: 42 long, waist: 34.''

The ball-less man tells him that he's right about everything but the waist size -- he is actually a 32. The clerk replies, ''If you wore a 32 your balls would press against your spine and give you terrible headaches.''