? ? ? An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

? ? ? "No, not worth it!"

? ? ? "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

? ? ? "No, not worth it!"

? ? ? "OK, 20?"

? ? ? "No, not worth it!"

? ? ? "How about 10?"

? ? ? "No, not worth it!"

? ? ? "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

? ? ? "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."