Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said I've just spoken to John Terry and he's lost the captain armband do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me.
Wayne Bridge bought his wife a box of Cadburys chocolates for her birthday. Turns out she prefers Terry's.
Ashley Cole just got caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police to why he was speeding he said I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house!
New Chelsea Song
Chelsea, Chelsea wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry, his dad sells coke and his mum steals tea, and he cried when he missed a penalty. Chelsea, Chelsea wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry, he cannot shoot and he don't fucking pass but he will take your missus up the arse!
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